Hi!

So what's a fun-lovin' all-American gal like me doing in Rome? Well, I'm sight-seeing, meeting girlfriends, cruising 'n' drooling the swish designer shops. Or to put it another way, I'm blowing a little alimony from my fourth divorce - neat, huh?

But get this - I'm standing on some strange, misty steps when a real pretty, young woman gently touches my face, says not a single word, then disappears! Guess she's got man trouble - so who ain't?

Take me - there's this extremely rude, pesky old guy droning on and on with the weirdest questions. He sacres the crap out of me, but I don't let on. I'd get away away from him, but I can't find a way off these eerie, misty steps... I feel trapped, but I can't be... can I?

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Actability Inclusive Theatre Company